Cloak & Dagger Wines

Extraordinary wines, handcrafted in secret. Please pour carefully - secrets may be spilled.

  • About
  • Wines Produced
  • About
    At Cloak & Dagger Wines, we conspire to produce exceptional wines in extremely limited quantities. Our wines are handcrafted in secret at The Undisclosed Location. The exact coordinates of The Undisclosed Location are classified. However, we now offer tasting at a minimum security location in Paso Robles. Unofficially, we refer to this location as The Tasting Room.
    In order to avoid attracting attention, The Tasting Room is located in a small historic building in downtown Paso Robles, overlooking the City Park. Outward appearances would suggest it is little more than a delightful wine tasting venue in the heart of Paso Robles’ vibrant downtown scene. Appearances can be deceiving.
    The Tasting Room is open every day except Tuesday. Appointments are strongly recommended. Please call or text 310 877 0210 for reservations. It’s quite possible that someone will pick up. If not, please leave a message. We recommend using a burner phone if possible.
    Finally, we can confirm that all the conspiracy theories you have heard are true. We know this because we have reliable sources inside the Freemasons, the Illuminati, the Skull and Bones Society, the Trilateral Commission, the Deep State and even Area 51. We realize that this may come as something of a shock. A nice glass of wine would help.
  • Wines Produced
    Albariño
    Bordeaux-Style Blend
    Cabernet Franc
    Cabernet Sauvignon
    Malbec
    Merlot
    Petit Verdot
    Petite Sirah
    Pinot Noir
    Red Blend
    Red Rhône-Style Blend
    Red Tuscan-Style Blend
    Rosé
    Sauvignon Blanc
    Syrah
    Zinfandel